Draco's Quill
Draco's Quill

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The Draco's Quill F.A.Q.

What Does It All Mean?

Stories and Fan Art

Participating in Draco's Quill Forums

Fund Raising and Charity

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History and Community Life
  • Who operates and makes decisions at Draco's Quill?

  • I do. Any questions?


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  • What kinds of people post here? Is this the place for me?
  • If you have to ask, then no. Get out.

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  • What is the main purpose of Draco's Quill?
  • To celebrate me.

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  • How do I become a Professor?

  • You don't.

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What Does It All Mean?

  • I'm new! How do I find my way around?
  • God. Do you think I care?

     

Stories and Fan Art
  • What kinds of stories do you accept?
  • Ones about me. Preferably I am kissing hot girls. Not that Mudblood b-

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  • How do I submit a story to be beta-read?
  • You haven't had a computer for very long, have you.

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  • I'm under thirteen. Why aren't I allowed to submit a story?

  • Because it would probably be awful.

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  • My beta-reader returned my story to me, but I don't agree with all of her comments. Do I have to agree with everything they say?
  • You don't have to agree, but you'd better do it, or your stupid story is going in the bin.

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  • I finished correcting my story and now I would like to archive it at Draco's Quill. How do I do that?
  • You hope and pray.

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  • I am writing a story that is many chapters. Do I need to fill out a form each time?

    Blah, blah, blah.

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  • I have some fan art. How do I submit it?
  • I do not repeat myself.

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  • What is a N.E.W.T and how do I get one?

    A Nastily Exhausting Wizarding Test. You don't get one, Muggle.


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  • How do I review a story?

    Cruelly.

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  • A comment on reading, writing, and reviewing.

    You should probably stop doing all these things. Nothing you do is very good anyway.

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Participating in Draco's Quill Forums
  • What are Draco's Quill Forums?

    All me, all the time.

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  • Behaviour in the forums...

    However you like. Just don't get caught.

  • Posting Guidelines

    It's more important to be articulate than to be honest. Or nice.

 


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  • Are there any disciplinary procedures at Draco's Quill forums?

Yes. Corporal.

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  • Chatting

    Do you think I chat? Does anything about me indicate to you that I would chat?
  • For basic information about registering for Draco's Quill Forums, please view the help files. More detailed information to follow.

    Help for us? You're the one who needs help.

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Fund Raising and Charity
  • What is the Draco's Quill Literacy Project?

    We cancelled that. A total waste of time.

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  • How do I support Draco's Quill?

    Send Galleons directly to Draco Malfoy/ Malfoy Manor/ Unplottable/ UK. Don't worry. They'll be used in the best interests of the underprivileged. ;alsdkjfa;lsdkfja;lsdkfj

 

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