Meet Draco Malfoy! Stallion of His Year, Mastermind Above
All Other Hogwarts Students, Heir of All Worldly Malfoy Greatness!
Turn Ons: Mirrors, Cursing, Hexing, Mocking, Sneering, Smirking,
Simpering, Going Pale, Going Slightly Pink, Eye-Narrowing,
Flying, Seeking, Winning, Beating, Destroying, Stealing, Lying,
Cheating, Tattling, Tricking, Sniggering, Commanding, Getting
Sympathy, Tormenting Weasleys, Bashing Mudbloods, Hating Potter,
and Dressing Like a Vicar.
Turn-Offs: Weasleys, Mudbloods, Ugly Little Scars, Losing
Points, Leather, Too Much Hair Gel, Coming Second to Granger,
Missing the Snitch, Getting Turned into a Ferret and Bounced
About by Professors.
What He Hopes to Become: "I want to be just like my
dad. He's my hero."
What He Hopes to Accomplish: "Well, I'm easily satisfied,
you know. As long as I have some small part in Potter's eventual
destruction, I'll be a very happy man. Also, I would like
a hot wife and a bigger group of followers. Your average hopes,