: Firecracker Story
: How to Get a Girl to Notice You Chapter
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From Flirting to
Fainting, How to Get a Girl to Notice You.
“Excuse me, I’d like to check out this book,” Ron said to
Madame Pince in the library.
Pince read the cover and looked at him strangely. Ron was checking out a book
called From Flirting to Fainting, How to Get a Girl to notice you. Ron
thought it sort of contradicted itself; after all, fainting was before flirting
in the alphabet. Oh, god, I’m starting to sound like Hermione. Ron
thought. But if it would help get Hermione to notice him, then he would read
walked out of the library and to the common room, hiding the book in his bag so
nobody could see it.
Fred,” Ron said to Fred, who was reading a magazine.
Ron. What’re you up to?” Fred asked.
much. I’m about to make up my Divination homework,” Ron said, taking out some
parchment and his Divination Book. “Wanna’ help?”
checked his watch. “Sorry, can’t, I’ve got a class,” he said, putting the
magazine down on the table, then leaving.
worked on his homework for a while and then decided to start reading the book.
He picked up the magazine to cover it so nobody would know what he was really
a while of reading the book, Parvati walked up.
Ron asked her.
are you reading?” Parvati asked.
reading a magazine,” Ron said, looking at her strangely.
walked away, angry.
little while later, Ginny came up.
Ron asked her.
are you doing?” Ginny asked him.
does it look like I’m doing?”
“Urgh!” Ginny said, frustrated,
then she walked away.
five minutes later, Lavender came up and slapped him in the face.
was that for?” Ron asked.
should know why,” Lavender said, and then walked away.
seeing all this commotion, came over and sat next to Ron.
Ron,” Harry said.
Harry. I don’t know what’s wrong with all these girls today. It’s like they’ve
gone crazy.” Ron said, and went back to reading the book.
looked at the cover of the book and smiled. It was Playwizard.