A/N: This chapter is dedicated to my favorite reviewer
of all time – The One Critic. Thanks so
much for the Adams comparison – I wasn’t even trying! I had to change the title and direction of
this chapter a bit – just for you. ;)
J.K. Rowling is the ONE true author.
Tolkien should apologize to me for the two
chapters I’ve read so far. :P Finally, Mr. Adams - wherever
you are I hope you remembered your towel.
The ONE Summit
The Return of the Minutes
Chapter 2: So
Long, and Thanks for The ONE Fish
Up jumped B Bennett, throwing
on her Gryffindor scarf and hurrying out into the kitchen. The empty Billywig brownie pan and spilt wine
told her that the previous night had not been a bad dream after all.
On the table was a note. It was marked ‘The ONE Note’ and read as
Zsenya and Company to B Bennett arrooooo! For your hospitality last night we thank you
greatly! We have started out in search
of breakfast, for many of our number are hung over and in desperate need of
protein. Not wishing to wake you, we
have set off ahead and will await your presence no later than the witching hour
at the designated site. Be on time!
long, and thanks for The ONE Fish,
Zsenya & Co.
B Bennett left quickly, not
daring to tempt fate and the will of Zsenya.
She soon caught up with the gals.
Their immediate goal was
quite simple and their focus on their mission complete. They must
get to the theatre before the hordes of screaming children to get the best
However, this was not going
to be an easy trek, for they must pass over difficult terrain. Over mountain, valley and river. Under the earth and over the earth until they
would finally reach the most dangerous place known to any living creature – the
strip-malled baxwaters, and
overdeveloped land at the edge of a large east coast city.
A Hellmouth full of the
world’s most disgusting and vile creatures – GenXers.
Zsenya warned the group. “Be careful on the roads! There are SUV’s and
luxury vehicles around every corner! If
you don’t avoid them, we will become stux in traffic causing us to miss the
previews! Now, does everyone have a
And off they went.
To be continued in Chapter 3