This is the last
song in Hogwarts, A Musical (Order of the Phoenix). Many thanks to my beta
reader Yolanda, Queen of Grooviness, for her assistance and recommendations; to
the ladies of Flights of Fancy for the encouragement; and to the ever-patient
CornedBee for providing musical transcription as he gets to it.
Regarding
the use of JK Rowling's characters, standard disclaimers apply.
The
tune is original. For the musically minded:
Harry is a tenor, Lucius Malfoy is a baritone, Bellatrix is a dramatic
soprano. The Death Eater Chorus is mixed male voices.
Song the Tenth:
Potter
The Department of Mysteries
(sung)
LUCIUS MALFOY: I see you’ve got what my Master needs, Potter
DEATH EATERS: Potter
LUCIUS MALFOY: Just hand it over and nobody bleeds, Potter
DEATH EATERS: Potter
LUCIUS MALFOY: Don't try to bargain, you haven't a say
HARRY: I'm not going to do this Voldemort's
way!
BELLATRIX: Watch your
tongue, half-blood!
LUCIUS MALFOY: Watch what you say, Potter
DEATH EATERS: Potter
LUCIUS MALFOY: Don't look so surprised to find us all near, Potter
DEATH EATERS: Potter
BELLATRIX: Our Master, he knows what would
bring you here, Potter
DEATH EATERS: Potter
HARRY: I want to know where Sirius is
HARRY: If you don't produce him, you won't get
this!
BELLATRIX: Stupefy, brat!
LUCIUS MALFOY: No! He'll smash it to bits, that Potter.
DEATH EATERS: Potter
BELLATRIX: Poor widdle baby dweamed a bad
dweam, Potter
DEATH EATERS: Potter
BELLATRIX: He came to de wescue with his
widdle team, Potter
DEATH EATERS: Potter
BELLATRIX: Instwucting de
childwen, like dey have a chance
BELLATRIX: Come, baby
Potter, come out and dance
LUCIUS MALFOY: Dreams aren't always true, snap out of your trance, Potter.
DEATH EATERS: Potter
LUCIUS MALFOY: Don't be deluded, you'll never get out, Potter
DEATH EATERS: Potter
BELLATRIX: The half-blood's too stupid to
figure that out, Potter
DEATH EATERS: Potter
HARRY: I'm not deluded, that's all of you
HARRY: Your precious
Voldemort's a half-blood, too
HARRY: His dad was a Muggle
BELLATRIX: Enough out of you! Potter!
DEATH EATERS: Potter
LUCIUS MALFOY: Be a good boy now, your race has been run, Potter
DEATH EATERS: Potter
LUCIUS MALFOY: You've no way to bargain under the sun, Potter
DEATH EATERS: Potter
LUCIUS MALFOY: There's only one Potter and there's ten of us
HARRY: But –
LUCIUS MALFOY: Losing some Weasleys was only a plus
HARRY: But –
LUCIUS MALFOY: The Mudblood's not here to help you focus
HARRY: But –
LUCIUS MALFOY: Your flair for heroics has lead you to us
HARRY: But –
LUCIUS MALFOY: Just hand it over and don't make a fuss
HARRY: But –
LUCIUS MALFOY: I don't think there's anything left to discuss, Potter
DEATH EATERS: Potter
(spoken)
LUCIUS MALFOY: You're all alone, Potter.
NEVILLE: He's dot alone! He's still
god be! STUBEFY!