The Sugar Quill
Author: Barbara the Wallpaper-er (Professors' Bookshelf)  Story: Potter (or, The Department of Mysteries)  Chapter: Default
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I apologize in advance, as this has come out as the movie of a Broadway musical

This is the last song in Hogwarts, A Musical (Order of the Phoenix). Many thanks to my beta reader Yolanda, Queen of Grooviness, for her assistance and recommendations; to the ladies of Flights of Fancy for the encouragement; and to the ever-patient CornedBee for providing musical transcription as he gets to it.

 

Regarding the use of JK Rowling's characters, standard disclaimers apply.

 

The tune is original. For the musically minded:  Harry is a tenor, Lucius Malfoy is a baritone, Bellatrix is a dramatic soprano. The Death Eater Chorus is mixed male voices.

 

Song the Tenth: Potter

The Department of Mysteries

 

(sung)

LUCIUS MALFOY:     I see you’ve got what my Master needs, Potter

DEATH EATERS:        Potter

LUCIUS MALFOY:     Just hand it over and nobody bleeds, Potter

DEATH EATERS:        Potter

LUCIUS MALFOY:     Don't try to bargain, you haven't a say

HARRY:                        I'm not going to do this Voldemort's way!

BELLATRIX:               Watch your tongue, half-blood!

LUCIUS MALFOY:     Watch what you say, Potter

DEATH EATERS:        Potter

 

LUCIUS MALFOY:     Don't look so surprised to find us all near, Potter

DEATH EATERS:        Potter

BELLATRIX:               Our Master, he knows what would bring you here, Potter

DEATH EATERS:        Potter

HARRY:                        I want to know where Sirius is

HARRY:                        If you don't produce him, you won't get this!

BELLATRIX:               Stupefy, brat!

LUCIUS MALFOY:     No! He'll smash it to bits, that Potter.

DEATH EATERS:        Potter

 

 

BELLATRIX:               Poor widdle baby dweamed a bad dweam, Potter

DEATH EATERS:        Potter

BELLATRIX:               He came to de wescue with his widdle team, Potter

DEATH EATERS:        Potter

BELLATRIX:               Instwucting de childwen, like dey have a chance

BELLATRIX:               Come, baby Potter, come out and dance

LUCIUS MALFOY:     Dreams aren't always true, snap out of your trance, Potter.

DEATH EATERS:        Potter

 

 

LUCIUS MALFOY:     Don't be deluded, you'll never get out, Potter

DEATH EATERS:        Potter

BELLATRIX:               The half-blood's too stupid to figure that out, Potter

DEATH EATERS:        Potter

HARRY:                        I'm not deluded, that's all of you

HARRY:                        Your precious Voldemort's a half-blood, too

HARRY:                        His dad was a Muggle

BELLATRIX:               Enough out of you! Potter!

DEATH EATERS:        Potter

 

LUCIUS MALFOY:     Be a good boy now, your race has been run, Potter

DEATH EATERS:        Potter

LUCIUS MALFOY:     You've no way to bargain under the sun, Potter

DEATH EATERS:        Potter

LUCIUS MALFOY:     There's only one Potter and there's ten of us

HARRY:                        But –

LUCIUS MALFOY:     Losing some Weasleys was only a plus

HARRY:                        But –

LUCIUS MALFOY:     The Mudblood's not here to help you focus

HARRY:                        But –

LUCIUS MALFOY:     Your flair for heroics has lead you to us

HARRY:                        But –

LUCIUS MALFOY:     Just hand it over and don't make a fuss

HARRY:                        But –

LUCIUS MALFOY:     I don't think there's anything left to discuss, Potter

DEATH EATERS:        Potter

 

(spoken)

LUCIUS MALFOY:     You're all alone, Potter.

NEVILLE:                     He's dot alone! He's still god be! STUBEFY!

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