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Author: Hermione L. Black  Story: An Interview with Gilderoy Lockhart  Chapter: Default
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Interview with Gilderoy Lockhart.

Before Chamber of Secrets.

Hello and welcome. I'm Hermione L. Black and today we'll be talking with Mr. Gilderoy Lockhart.

Hermione L.B: Mr. Lockhart.

Gilderoy: Just call me Gilderoy.

Hermione L.B: Ok. Well, are the rumors true? Are you really going to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and wizardry?

Gilderoy: Yes. They're all true. I cannot wait to help those less able then me in the defense of Dark Arts.

Hermione L.B: Well, you are sure good at it. I started to read 'Wanderings with-'.

Gilderoy: You did? What do you mean, you 'started' reading it?

Hermione L.B: I haven't finished reading it yet. Well, I couldn't help noticing that in 1979 someone else seems to have had the same experience with a werewolf.

Gilderoy: *uncomfortably* yes, well, 'um, he probably tried to deal with the one that I did, But couldn't.

Hermione L.B: *suspiciously* Yes.

Gilderoy: Well, do you like it so far? Do you have any of my other books? If you don't, I could give you some. I'll even sign them for you.

Hermione L.B: *shakes her head hard*

Gilderoy: No? Well then perhaps-.

Hermione L.B: No! No thanks. It's really ok Gilderoy. Anyway, what do you think about having all those people mobbing you where ever you go?

Gilderoy: Well, one does get used to it after a while. I have to keep a stack of signed photos with me at all times. But, that's what you have to expect when you're internationally famous like me.

Hermione L.B: What do you think about Harry Potter?

Gilderoy: He's a bit of an amateur.

Hermione L.B: I think you're being a little harsh on him. He did defeat He-who-must-not-be-named, after all. And, lets face it, all you've done is defeat a werewolf and gotten rid of a Banshee.

Gilderoy: Yes, well, I think that's impressive, but I've done more things then he has.

Hermione L.B: You could put it that way. But what do you plan to do after you're done with Hogwarts?

Gilderoy: After? I plan to start going towards marketing my own hair care potions. Then Newt Scamander suggested that we collaborate so he could have more detailed descriptions of dangerous beasts. And, might I add, his books will sell better.

Hermione L.B: Yes you're probably right. Are your books directed at younger people, older people? Or are they for all age levels?

Gilderoy: I think they're for young and old. However, the mass of people who buy my books are the ladies *gives huge wink to the audience.

Hermione L.B: *rolls her eyes* Riiiiiiiight. So, what do you do in you're spare time Gilderoy?

Gilderoy: I've started to write my next book. It's called 'Magical Me' it's my autobiography. It's really quite good if you ask me.

Hermione L.B: So what are you writing in it?

Gilderoy: Well, I can't really say, can I? But I will say this, it has a lot of different stories.

Hermione L.B: Well, I think that's all the time we have today. Thank you Gilderoy.

Gilderoy: I loved being here. And ladies, there will a photo signing in the living room. *everyone goes wild*

Hermione L.B: Gilderoy!

Gilderoy: Don't worry, I'll sign your book before we're done.

Hermione L.B: I don't care! I don't want your signature! I want you to get out!

Gilderoy: Don't worry. *Gives Hermione a huge wink.*

Hermione L.B: *disgusted* Just go!

Gilderoy: Bye!

Hermione L.B: *flopping down into a chair* Well that's it. Next time I'm going to do someone less celebrity-ish.

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