A/N: Silly song parody of Train’s Meet Virginia. Standard disclaimer:
JK owns the characters, Train owns the song. I own nothing, except of
course for a huge assortment of HP merchandise ;)
Meet Virginia (Weasley)
She doesn’t own a dress, red hair’s always a
mess
Stealin’ diaries, she won’t confess
She’s beautiful
Freed an elf one day
Wait that’s me but anyway
She don’t care a thing about my scar
She thinks I’m beautiful
She never compromises,
Loves her brothers and surprises
Wears her robes when she exercises
Ain’t that beautiful?
Meet Virginia
Well she wants to be with me
Infiltrate our friendship three
Pulls her hair back as she screams:
When will Harry ever notice me?
Mama wrestles twin rule breakers
Daddy enchants carburetors
Brother is a fine mediator for the Ministry
Well here she is sending owls
Just like me hates to be alone
Like to visit at her home
Best summers I ever spent
Meet Virginia,
Well she wants to live her life
Standing here right by my side
Holds her hair back as she screams:
Why won’t Harry ever notice me?
She only drinks pumpkin juice at midnight
When the moment is not right
Her family is quite unusual
You see her confidence is tragic
Even though she’s good at magic
Shade of her hair—unusual
Meet Virginia
I can’t wait to Meet Virginia, yeah
