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Disclaimer: If you haven't figured out yet that
J.K.
Rowling owns Harry Potter and all associated ideas, places, and
people
then my saying it probably won't help you much, but I will anyway:
J.K.
Rowling owns Harry, Ron, Hermione, and anyone else you recognize. I
own
the plot and all those characters who you say "Who the heck is
that???"
when they enter the storyline. For the record- Delia Smith is
apparently
a British cooking show host, but I didn't know that when I came up
with
the name, so dont sue me, please!
~ Chapter 1 ~
Rinnng! Rinnng! "Hello?" Hermione Granger snatched
up
the telephone in her London flat, having just done the jump out of
the
shower- grab a towel- and sprint across apartment dash.
"Hey, Hermione? This is Lynn." Oh, Lynn. Hermione
thought,
a little disappointed. She knew the telephone was a muggle device,
but
she was hoping the call would be from one of her wizarding friends.
After
all, didnt Mr. Weasley use them sometimes? Lynn had been a
friend
from school before Hermoine had gone to Hogwarts, and they had
bumped
into each other a couple months ago and promised to stay in touch.
Hermione
had forgotten; a couple of months ago her mind had been occupied
with
more important things
but obviously Lynn hadnt.
"Lynn! Hi! Its good to hear from you." She
said
warmly.
" Thanks. Hermione, Ill get straight to the
point-
I need a favor, and if you do this Ill be eternally
grateful."
"Eternally, huh? What can I do?" She smiled a little
at
Lynns enthusiasm.
"Well, my fiancé, you know, Kevin
" She
waited
for Hermione to acknowledge that she did indeed know
Kevin.
" Well, he has this coworker, a guy named David
Sloane,
and I got the job of setting him up with someone,"
"Uh-oh. I can see where this is going." Hermione
interrupted,
but Lynn plowed ahead.
" But the thing is, see, you and he would really be
perfect
for each other. That was my thought when I first met
him."
"When was that, pray tell?"
"Two weeks ago. Please, Hermione, youve got to
help
me out. Just go out to dinner with the guy and then go home early,
but
please
"
Hermione cut her off, "Why do you have the job of
setting
him up?"
"Oh, I was hoping you wouldnt ask that.
Basically
the weddings in four months, right?"
"Right
" Hermione said slowly, unable to see
what
train of thought her friend had picked up.
" Well, he isnt seeing anyone and he
doesnt
have a date- so we have to find one for him."
"Youre kidding." Hermione said, incredulously,
"Why
doesnt he just go alone? Or bring a cousin or
something?"
"Kevin feels sorry for him, and Ive never
heard
him mention any family members. Please Hermione?"
"Oh, okay. Just call me sometime this week and let
me
know when hell pick me up." Hermione answered thinking,
It
cant be that bad. At least itll help me get back into
the
swing of dating.
"Oh, God Bless You, Hermione Granger! Thanks so
much!"
Hermione laughed at her friends enthusiasm and
looked
at the clock on her wall. "Oh my! Lynn, Ive got to go-
Im
going to be late for a lunch appointment."
"A date?" Lynn asked mischievously.
"No. Im just meeting one of my best friends
from
school at the pub. Not exactly five star dining." Hermione smiled,
thinking
of the Leaky Cauldron. She doubted that old Tom, its proprietor,
would
know what five star dining meant.
"Okay. Well, I dont want to make you late.
Thanks
again! Bye!"
"Bye, Lynn." Hermione replied and hung up. She then
proceeded
to race back into her bedroom and yank clothes out of the closet,
haphazardly.
Lunch with Harry at the Leaky cauldron- not fancy, but look nice-
she
decided and pulled on a pair of jeans and a pale blue, cashmere
sweater.
She slid into a pair of brown, toeless, backless, shoes that matched
her
hair, which she dried with a flick of her wand, grabbed her purse
and
headed out the door. When she got to the busy street below she
walked
two blocks over to Charing Cross Road, down the street, and into the
pub.
She checked her watch- only ten minutes late. Then she spotted
Harry,
sitting on a barstool, sipping butterbeer, and conversing easily
with
Tom, who was behind the bar.
She walked over to them and said, "Butterbeer before
one
oclock in the afternoon. Im surprised at you Harry
Potter."
He turned and grinned at her, giving her a peck on the
cheek.
"Its good to see you Mione."
"You, too." She said giving him a hug.
"What can I get you, Ms. Granger?" Tom
asked.
"Oh, what the hell. How about one of those." She
said
pointing to
Harrys glass. Tom drew the pint and handed it
to
her.
"Bad day?" Harry asked as they walked over to a
table
and sat down.
"Oh, I dont know. I got set up on a blind
date."
Harry raised his eyebrows. " When are you
going?"
"I dont know."
"With who?"
"I forgot his name." He laughed.
"And youre doing this why?"
"To help out a friend. And I figured this would be a
good
way to get back into dating, after, you know." He nodded. "Anyway,
the
guys a muggle, so I wont have to answer questions about
you,
or explain what happened with Ron and I." They placed their orders
and
sat quietly for a minute.
"Whats he do?" Harry asked,
finally.
"He works with the fiancé of one of my old
muggle
friends- from before Hogwarts. I think hes an accountant or
something."
"Now theres an exciting job!" Harry
grinned
at me.
"Be quiet. I have to suffer through an entire meal
with
this guy, and from all accounts hes a real loser. Lynn said
wed
be perfect for each other." Harry burst out laughing at this.
"Hermione, Ive known you for quite awhile now,
and
trust me- you are not the boring, muggle accountant type. Whoever
thinks
you are, doesnt know you very well."
She smiled at him, "Well, Lynn and I really
havent
been close for thirteen years. Since we were ten. Maybe I was the
boring,
muggle accountant type then."
Harry smiled back, "Somehow I doubt it." Tom brought
their
food over and they began to eat.
"Well, whatever. Hows Ron?" She asked, deftly
changing
the subject.
"Definitely not a boring, muggle
accountant."
"Shut-up. You know what I meant."
"Yeah, I know what you meant. Hes okay. Still
hurt,
but okay."
"Hows work?"
"Mine or Rons?"
"Both."
"Well, as for me, the wonderful world of being an
auror
still offers 24/7 risk of fatal injuries and little to no dental
benefits,
but I still love it."
"Thats good." He nodded.
"And as for Ron, well hes doing quite well as
an
enforcer with the Magical Law Enforcement Squad. Fighting crime- he
gets
to haul in people like Draco Malfoy for a living. He loves
it."
"So do you."
"So do I what?"
"Get to haul in people like Draco Malfoy for a
living-
dont you?"
"Not exactly- I deal more with people like old
Lucius.
Dracos only really quasi-evil, trained by his father in the
Dark
Arts but to lazy to do anything about it. Sure he breaks laws to
pieces,
but only really for the fun of it. Lucius and all the other loose
death-eaters
floating around though, theyre different. With Ron and I
its
like the difference between the police and the FBI- they take the
single
or double murder cases and everything down from that- we take the
big
operators, the ones out for world domination and other crap like
that."
"So Ron works on murders and stuff?" Hermione asked,
a
trace of worry in her voice.
"Yeah- Rons at the top of his field as an
enforcer.
Hes climbed the ladder quickly, cause hes good-
very
good."
Hermione did not seem pleased to hear this. "That
puts
him in a lot more danger doesnt it?" She asked, concern
evident
in her voice.
"Yes, but Rons a professional, Mione. He
knows
what hes doing." Harry answered, polishing off his meal.
Hermione
had already finished her salad, so they paid and got up.
"Do you want to go for some ice-cream?" Harry asked.
"Sure. I havent been to Florean
Fortescues
in way too long." She answered. They went out the back door and
before
Harry could tap the appropriate brick, Hermione said, "Wait!" And
changed
her jeans and sweater into long pale blue robes, exactly the color
the
sweater had been.
"Oh yeah." Harry grinned at her, "I forgot you were
wearing
muggle clothing."
"Its better than having people stare at me
while
I walk the three blocks from home to the Leaky Cauldron." She
explained,
"I always change when I get to work."
"Hows it going at the Prophet?" Harry
asked,
tapping the brick and waiting for the archway to open.
"Great! I did an interview with Minister Weasley
about
a week ago for yesterdays paper."
"I read it." Harry cut in as they walked down the
cobbled,
winding street. "Was Percy really that boring, or did you do that on
purpose?"
"Hey!" She whacked him, playfully. " I cant
help
it if my subject matter is as dull as stale bread, but I tried to
make
it as interesting as possible. The sad thing is that Percy really
isnt
a bad Minister of Magic, hes just a really bad people person.
Sometimes
I wonder how Penny stands him."
"I guess she loves him." Harry answered. "Have you
seen
any of the other Weasleys lately?"
"Just Ginny. She popped by the Prophet a
couple
days ago with an add about her latest fashion show and came to my
office
to say hi."
"I didnt even know she was back from Paris.
Ill
have to go see her. Shes probably staying with Ron." Hermione
nodded.
"Thats what she told me. And she also said
that
she was heading down to The Burrow for two days and then up to
Hogsmeade
to see the twins before she goes to Milan." They had reached the
ice-cream
parlor by now and were sitting outside slurping two large
cones.
"Wow. Who would have thought that designer
Robes
by Virginia would be such a hit?"
"Well, shes unique. No one else has ever done
this,
and she does it well. She gives wizards and witches the option to be
fashionable
without wearing muggle clothing, and shes fantastic at it."
Hermione
pointed out.
"Point taken. But," Harry said, "its hard to
believe
she lives in London, because shes always somewhere else. I
miss
her."
Hermione smiled at him. "Hmmm. Is there something I
should
know about here?"
"Not yet." Harry said glumly, "But if shell
sit
still long enough to let something develop, youll be the first
to
know." She grinned. Just then a voice called across the square to
them
from Flourish and Blotts.
"Harry! Hermione!" They looked up to see a figure
running
towards them, carrying arm loads of shopping bags. Harry and
Hermione
stood up as Ginny Weasley reached their table, breathless. She was
wearing
robes of the deepest indigo blue with a hood that she left down for
decoration.
"Gin!" said Harry, scooping her up into a hug. " We
were
just talking about you. I didnt even know you were back in
town
till Hermione told me."
"Yeah, but not for long."
"Thats what I said." Hermione answered,
hugging
Ginny as well. "We were just discussing your travel
plans.
"Yeah. You must really be racking up frequent
apparition
miles." Harry said, grinning.
"Oh, you have no idea." Ginny moaned, dropping the
bags
and sitting down, "I think I could probably apparate in my sleep
now.
You guys will never believe this, but I was just on my way to see
you
both. I was going to drop this off at the Prophet offices for
you
Hermione," she gestured to one of the bags, "and then go visit you
at
work, Harry."
"I took a personal day." Hermione
explained.
"And Im on my lunch break." Harry put in.
"Whats
in the bag?"
"Oh yeah! I brought these with me from Paris,
Hermione,
because I knew theyd be perfect for you. I had you in mind
when
I designed them." She handed over the bag.
Hermione opened it and pulled out chestnut brown
robes
made of a breezy linen fabric that seemed to float, rather than
fall.
They had a V-neck in the front to accentuate her collarbone and the
color
perfectly matched her hair.
"Oh Ginny! Theyre gorgeous! I love them! You
have
a calling!" Hermione said giving Ginny another hug.
"They are pretty lovely." Harry said.
"Wow! Thats high praise!" Ginny joked,
punching
him lightly on the shoulder. "Harry Potter said my robes were
lovely!
A guy, no less!"
The three laughed. "So whats up with you two?"
She
asked.
"Well, Hermione is going on a blind date with a
boring,
muggle accountant whose name she cant remember." Harry said,
grinning.
"Really? When?" Ginny asked.
"Here we go again!" Hermione groaned.
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