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Author: Squin (Professors' Bookshelf)  Story: Waltzing with Viktor  Chapter: Default
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Waltzing With Viktor

To the tune of "Waltzing Matilda"
A R/Hr filk by Squin

Once a ruddy Bulgarian showed his slimy face at Hogwarts

He came from the bowels of that Drumstrang ship

And I scowled as I watched him stand there with Hermione

Why was she waltzing with Viktor, not me???

 

Waltzing with Viktor, waltzing with Viktor
That ugly git's with Her-MY-oh-NEE
And I scowled as I watched and wanted to make his head explode
Why was she waltzing with Viktor, not me?

 

Over came Hermione, face flushed pink from dah-han-cing

Since when did she get to be so pretty?

What am I talking about, she's just Hermione

But why was she waltzing with Viktor, not me???

 

Waltzing with Viktor, waltzing with Viktor
That ugly git's with Her-MY-oh-NEE
And I scowled as I watched and wanted to make his head explode
Why was she waltzing with Viktor, not me?

 

Although her hair's really quite nice when it's all bu-u-shee

Oh, will you SHUT – UP and get on with it?

"Er… Can't you see that you're frat-er-ni-zing with the enemy?"

You shouldn't be waltzing with Viktor, but me

 

Waltzing with Viktor, waltzing with Viktor
That ugly git's with Her-MY-oh-NEE
And I scowled as I watched and wanted to make his head explode
Why was she waltzing with Viktor, not me?

 

Hermione looked really mad as we stormed into the common room

"Ask me first, not as a last resort!" yelled she

And I gaped and I stared at her running to her dormitory

Was that why she was waltzing with Viktor, not me?

 

Waltzing with Viktor, waltzing with Viktor
That ugly git's with Her-MY-oh-NEE
And I scowled as I watched and wanted to make his head explode
Why was she waltzing with Viktor, not me?

 

Oh… damn.

 

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Disclaimer:
Everything you recognise from Harry Potter belongs to JK Rowling (aka The Goddess)
Waltzing Matilda was written by AB ‘Banjo' Patterson, although apparently he filched the tune off some Scottish town *shrug*
I own nothing :o)

 

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