| Once
a ruddy Bulgarian showed his slimy face at Hogwarts
He came from the bowels of that Drumstrang ship
And I scowled as I watched him stand there with Hermione
Why was she waltzing with Viktor, not me???
Waltzing with Viktor, waltzing with Viktor
That ugly git's with Her-MY-oh-NEE
And I scowled as I watched and wanted to make his head explode
Why was she waltzing with Viktor, not me?
Over came Hermione, face flushed pink from dah-han-cing
Since when did she get to be so pretty?
What am I talking about, she's just Hermione
But why was she waltzing with Viktor, not me???
Waltzing with Viktor, waltzing with Viktor
That ugly git's with Her-MY-oh-NEE
And I scowled as I watched and wanted to make his head explode
Why was she waltzing with Viktor, not me?
Although her hair's really quite nice when it's all
bu-u-shee
Oh, will you SHUT UP and get on with it?
"Er
Can't you see that you're frat-er-ni-zing
with the enemy?"
You shouldn't be waltzing with Viktor, but me
Waltzing with Viktor, waltzing with Viktor
That ugly git's with Her-MY-oh-NEE
And I scowled as I watched and wanted to make his head explode
Why was she waltzing with Viktor, not me?
Hermione looked really mad as we stormed into the common room
"Ask me first, not as a last resort!" yelled she
And I gaped and I stared at her running to her dormitory
Was that why she was waltzing with Viktor, not me?
Waltzing with Viktor, waltzing with Viktor
That ugly git's with Her-MY-oh-NEE
And I scowled as I watched and wanted to make his head explode
Why was she waltzing with Viktor, not me?
Oh
damn.
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