The Sugar Quill
Author: Emma Dalrymple (Professors' Bookshelf)  Story: That Don't Impress Me Much  Chapter: Default
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TDIMM "That Don't Impress Me Much"

I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty brave;
By Book Four even a cat would be in its grave
You think you're immortal--you drive me up the wall
You're fully convinced you'll be You-Know-Who's downfall

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're The Boy Who Lived
That don't impress me much
So you got the scar, but are you Ron Weasley?
Now don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're all right
But I doubt you'd burp slugs for me all through the night
You don't impress me much

I never knew a guy who won Witch Weekly's Best Smile Award
And kept signed pictures at the ready
But it's not Harry you'll be fighting with Godric's sword
Now who's looking for his ickle teddy?

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're Lockhart
That don't impress me much
So you got the looks, but are you Ron Weasley?
Now don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're all right
But I doubt you'd burp slugs for me all through the night
You don't impress me much

You're one of those guys who likes to play Quidditch
You make me focus on you when you catch the Snitch
I can't believe you kiss your broom goodnight
C'mon Viktor, tell me--you must be joking, right?

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you've got a broom
That don't impress me much
So you got the moves, but are you Ron Weasley?
Now don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're all right
But I doubt you'd burp slugs for me all through the night
You don't impress me much

You don't impress me much
You think you're cool, but are you Ron Weasley?
Now don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're all right
But even you won't spit bugs if I asked you outright
You don't impress me much

Okay, so what do you think, you're Cedric or something?
Whatever
That don't impress me. . .


*A/N:  This is a blatant parody of Shania's song of the same name and Joanne's Good Ship R/H!  I'm only playing with their work!
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